If this dude can go steal nudes
Imagine the shit he could jack from politicians emails and text messages
That’s what always gets me about these things… like you clearly have the capacity to be getting into some heavily-guarded, sensitive material at very high levels. You could be revealing corruption and fraud and maybe even key evidence in disputed court cases…
And you choose to reveal boobs.
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety